if you think you have a CMI partner,

wait till you see mine:

ME: i broke my nail. SUPER HOT NOW!!

B: how come break?

ME: ahhhhhhhh!!!!!! dont say le! you pay for my nails. I DONT care! 

B: hahaha! why my fault? okok. i pay HALF!

ME: cos you go flirt!

and we did not continue on this topic till he rings me up..

ME: wah lao! fed up loh!! my nail broke.

B: aiyo. i dont understand why u got package liaos,
you still wanna spend $$.

ME: no choice. my there they fully book until friday.
 i found one near my office, only $38 bucks.

B: WAH! okay loh. i pay for you!

KAOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KAOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KAOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SUPER NIAO LAR!!!!!!

ME: why? you think very expensive mehs?

B: yar. i tot its like 100+.

so, he thought it was 100+, and will pay half?

meaning, he is only WILLING to pay 50bucsks?

freaking niao de 50bucks?

FINE!

then i should make sure my nails will cost 50bucks!

ALL OF YOU BE MY WITNESS!

;D

wait!

BBM just came in.......

...................

.................................

...........................................

B: haha. okay lar. i pay for it.

    38 only lar!

Finally Aftershock-ed with colleagues.

To me, i think the 感动度 is not as much as expected.

yes. i did teared,

and of course felt super emotional at certain scene.

but i think, it could be better.

like what i told my girlfriends,

Marley and Me made me CRIED even more and harder.

Rating: 7.5/10

City Under Siege-ed.

Like my fat B always says:

"its just another typical Asian Movie"

yar yar.

he always have a thing for Asian Movie.

call himself a 黑头发，黄皮肤.

-_-

anyway, he was right.

storyline and actions are kinda alike like others.

Rating: 6.5/10

The Expendables-ed.

Use your butt to think,

you also will know this is an awesome movie.

For actions thriller lovers like Myself and Fat,

we have super high and FAT expectations for movies like such.

i must say,

every minute every second watching this flim was an enjoyment.

Not only was the storyline interesting,

its also funny!

like really. no kid.

its a MUST watch.

you will not be disappointed. trust me.

Rating: 9.3/10

Step Up 3-ed.

Never catch the 3d ones,

caused i really hate the glasses!

Anyway, if you are into dancing,

you are definitely putting a thumbs up for this movie.

romance. friendship and dance moves all covered equally.

if you had watched Step Up 1 and 2,

its time for Step Up 3.

(:

Rating: 8.3/10

Frozen-ed.

totally,

DONT BOTHER WATCHING!!

-the end-

 

and oh,

**drums rollinggggg**

WELCOME TIFF!

:D

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo-ed.

the deepest impression i have,

is the most hatred thing that i destest on earth:

girl being raped by OLD and SICKENING man!

i really feel like killing that guy tho i know its just a show.

i hate it.

i hate the aftermath feeling i have everytime i come across any rape scene!

anyway,

storyline is kinda interesting,

if you are above 21,

its worth a catch.

its kinda interesting and... weird?

=X

Liar Game: The final Stage-ed.

i did not watch the part 1,

hence i dont think my rating would be the same as those who watched?

im not sure.

well,

i would say,

its quite funny? and errrrr, seducing?

seducing as it keeps one interested and DYING to know whos the real X.

But B mentioned something:

"Abit lame loh. Akiyama just anyhow called the guy X,

then they real X really call himself X."

which is quite true?

another thing is,

 i realise this is one of the very few movie,

 that the actors and actresses only have 1 set of costume.

so budget right?

but i think about it clearly,

NOT TRUE!

cos they setup is super super grand!

and,

 i see some similiarities, did you too?

hmmmm.......

so early go i really hate STOMP.com.sg!

i seriously think the stompers are brainless,

or they have nothing better to do.

dont they know,

out of the 1 minute of FUN (or they are awarded cash too?),

it will cause so much PAIN and SUFFERING from people they stomped about?

looking at this incident,

posted on National Day itself:

 

for more info:

Urban Jungle?!

 

with the title of:

Are we ready for NDP? Picture captures untidy Guard of Honour march-in.

seriously,

what the fuck?

(ahem, im sorry for the vulgarities)

do you have any idea how much these guys had to train for NDP?

not mentioning these parade guys,

so many of NS friends are complaining almost everyday on FB

just because they are involved in NDP!

its super tedious you know?!

I know,

NDP is grand and the people there should be the best among the best.

But which human being is error free?!

come on lar.

im not trying to defend for him or what.

YES!

personally, i still thinks its "bad" that the march (colour party somemore) is untidy,

and that he should be informed..

BUT NOT FROM STOMP LAR!!

do you know what is going to happen to this poor guy?!

shit you, stupid stompers!

frankly speaking,

im not so mad even when its related to my office okay?!

oh. are you aware abt this in the first place?

fine.

take a look at this:

stompers being stupid - case 1

still have hor!

and this:

stompers being stupid - case 2

you see lar!

these people isit really

吃饱了，没事做？！

damn irritating lar!!

i think all stompers should really stop stomping,

cos you are only showing how low you are standing!

assholes.

specially for you:

WELCOME TO MY NEW BLOG,

FOREVER THE DARLING!!

:D

Plese focus on her face and figure

 instead of the "lobster" she is holding for god sake!

"Welcome ME!", laopo says.

therefore,

WELCOME LAOPO!!!!

and another reader who asked for my URL today also..

WELCOME BITCHHHHHHH!!

but NOW THEN ASK ME! MIGHT AS WELL NEXT YEAR THEN ASK?!

today is a good day.

i recieved an delicious email.

its a new thing, and im anxious and happy for it. :D

laopo said "poor Jerry" after she asked for my URL.

i was curious.

why poor jerry?

he is like the most fortunate guy on earth currently lar!

so she continue:
"all the posts in your new blog, you've been calling him fat/pig".

i wish to explain to all my readers,

do pay special attention k?

:D

well, the fact is........

JERRY LIM IS REALLY FAT AND

HE HAS THE EXACT SAME CHARACTERISTICS AS A PIG.

NO BLUFF.

I DOUBLE CONFIRM WITH YOU HERE!!

take a look at the evidence:

you see! you see!

he even mentioned it himself in my FB k?

its just that you all never see only!

):

still have still have:

Right Right?!!

我没有乱乱讲他啦！

):

and with regards to the part of PIG,

he really sleeps alot!

i think i also have evidence.

wait, i go checkkk..

**gone**

MAN!

i canot find lar!!

its all sms and whatsapp between me and his brother!

nvm. 

i will get him to be the witness!!

back to the point,

you all must believe me lar!!!!!

and laopo,

NO! IM NOT THE ALWAYS SLEEPING ONE!!!!!!

CRY OUT LOUD!!!!

JERRY LIM, YOU BETTER BE HONEST HOR!
HMPH!!

):

slept at 5am, awake at 10am.

foul mood currently, and i think only steamboat will make me happy.

if you did follow my facebook,

you should know..

YES! i went to this year NDP again..

this time, thank you ah jie! :D

personally,

i still prefer last year's concept.

the role play on how our miltary protects us casted a deep impression for me.

this year,

the big big vehicles only drove thru the RED seats and thats all.

it was kinda boringgggggg.

nevermind, next year will be better.

i hope i win the tickets this time round! :D

did not catch alot of movie lately,

hence 将就点吧！

 

The Sorcerers Apprentice-ed.

well,

i slept through this movie..

i tried to stay awake, but i failed.

hahahaha;

so... SORRY!

no ratingggg.

perhaps, the comfy chair and shoulder of B rates: 9.5/10!

cosy cosy. -____-

 

Old Cow vrs Tender Grass-ed with PL.

companion is the best through out that few hundred mintues.

Rating: 4/10.

the same old hokkien jokes from them, nth new.

dont understand how can anyone continue laughing at the same joke for more than once.

anyway PL,

lets meet up more often! loves;

 

The Last AirBender-ed.

Rating: 8.5/10

worth the watch. go get it! (:

 

Salt-ed.

sexy is the word for jolie.

i think some of you are quite irritated with the ending,

but i need to remind you..

8 out of 10 movies are going this now.

they want to leave you hanging there,

so you will catch the part 2 of it!

hence, dont be mad lar. just keep urself prepared if you are going for movies still. (:

anyway, forgo the ending,

i like the twist.

i like the plot too.

at least,

it keeps each and everyone of us in the cinema sitting up straight,

awaiting for the next scene..

isn't that the thumbs up part for movies? (:

rating: 8.5/10

Ocean Heavens-ed.

unless you are really interested,

then you catch it.

if not you will end up like B, snoring away like no tml.

:P

till now,

im still in a foul mood!!

hey chris, JIAYOU!! :D

im not blogging out,

not because i think its only right to do so.

im just doing it for the sake of my mom.

she never like our family matters to sneak outside,

therefore im being filial instead of otherwise.

 **roll eyes**

a piece of advice?

its time to stop man.

everyone has got their tolerance.

push anyone of us somemore, you are still the one with the final damage.

yar yar.

you dont care right?

good for you then!

(:

some misunderstandings to clear:

think some of you might suspect me having some emo thoughts over love lately,

think its because of my facebook status?

poor B has to ownself lun and not ask me whether am i still missing him.

just to verify..

nope. im not missing him still..

its just the drama that im watching sparks off all the emotions.

well,

im really fine and doing great emotionally now.

not to worry all.

the Js are doing fine! :D

what more should i expect after having someone who gives in more than taking in?

(:

thank you, fat!